Oh, Benevolent Archduke! How grateful are the Longhorns for your kind generosity in parsing out portions of your coffers in order to bring Agent Muschamp to Austin!
Archie, you’re going to need to give it all up if you want the offensive line and weapons you’ll need to win the SEC.
Is it really charity, or is it player evaluation that warranted a lesser pay out? Time shall tell.
Texas consulted CNN on how to spin the “reduced payment”. Coming from the Mannings, Arch is the last guy in college football that needs a check.
Money isn’t a problem for Texas or the Manning family
Oil money for the win! But not for a natty.
Deep discount for items past their expiration date and missing parts.
And upon further overnight reflection…can we kinda hate Boom again? Do we really think he’s not going to make some comment in a presser soon to be held about Texas supremacy? With the Prince being rejected….errr…choosing to stay at a reduced fee and now getting Muschamp the WE’RE BACK shit will already begin in Austin. After their usual 2 early losses hopefully the hot seat for Sark will ignite the HCIW talk for Boom and the whole thing explodes.
Is he going to tell the Lornhorns that he enrolled as a student at Georgia because he was temporarily insane and that insanity returned when he joined Kirby’s staff? Would not surprise me.
Congrats to the Manning Cartel, they’re lil grandbaby has to crow about what Brock Bowers did quietly.
there, i mean their. smh