Your Daily Reminder That Auburn Sucks, 7/9/2025

Auburn football has been the gift that keeps on giving this offseason.

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Chaser:

I wonder if Chip Towers can do some consultancy work in East Alabama? By the way, the Auburn contingency was swearing that Freeze wouldn’t sign anyone until August 1st, because that’s the morally correct way to recruit. Also, the kid is a three star by most recruiting agencies, but I digress.

10 thoughts on “Your Daily Reminder That Auburn Sucks, 7/9/2025

  1. I’m above spreading the rumor that the cartels sponsor Auburn. I would never post such a thing.

    • Saying that cartels sponsor Auburn NIL is an irresponsible thing to say. Almost like saying Craig James killed five hookers.

  2. Reverend Freeze and the East Alabama Reform School got it going on!!! 😁

    • Do believe several answers are needed prior to moving forward with these accusations….
      Were these two gents just riding around town with a private stash of 2.5 lbs. of Weed…
      Were the two guys headed to the shooting range for a morning of fun…
      Were they headed to the bank to make a nil deposit…
      Now the charges of being really Fucking stupid while repping the cesspool are indisputable at this point in time and a full investigation should follow, cause this doesn’t feel like it’s those two gents first time at this rodeo….#AUBURN SUCKS!!

  3. Who will be the first conference member to accept funding from a middle eastern wealth fund and why is it Auburn?

  4. Are you sure the Opelika Observer or the Opelika Auburn News would even have him?

  5. How many Fulmer Cup points would multiple felony drug trafficking charges get a team?

  6. There are a lot of “Gentlemen’s Clubs” on Victory Drive in Columbus. I’m sure Freeze runs a shuttle between auburn and there.

  7. It ain’t called the East Alabama Reform School for Wayward Chill’ren at Auburn for nuff’n!!!

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