29 thoughts on “That Didn’t Take Long

  1. My first thought was “Pussy is undefeated”, ’cause it is. Been there done that so… that’s reason enough as far as I’m concerned.
    15 will always be a DGD in my book. My memory of him as a Dawg will be the final play of the texas game. Anyone who conjures locker room intrigue needs to go watch that again.
    He’ll do well in Miami.
    Adios #15. It’s been fun

    • Not sure if miami fla is the Lamborghini capital of the south, his nil agreement musta been transportable, good luck and now let’s turn the page, haven’t checked in or heard from the local “U” peeps yet….GO DAWGS!!

      • It’s Miami DIW! Creme sportscoats and Lamborghinis as far as the eye can see! Fuckin’ Crocett and Tubbs, man…

        • How bout a “White sportscoat and a pink crustacean” for size…Crockett was a Ferrari guy, Tubbs was the baaaaaad ass convertible De Ville guy….GO DAWGS!!

          • Maaaaan… Crockett and Tubbs was fashion wannabes compared to that album cover.
            I started to ask what your favorite song was from the album but that’s like picking your favorite child. Tonight? Carmen is dancing.

          • Cuban crime of passion…
            They don’t dance like Carmen no more…
            Why don’t we get drunk and screw…
            He went to Paris….

    • Your comment puts me in mind of that Harry Crews’ novel, “The Gypsy’s Curse.” Sounds like Carson has found his. Next man up.

  2. No one from UGA will care unless Beck outperforms whoever our QB is next year. It IS kind of ironic that Miami opens up with Notre Dame since that would have been Beck’s next opponent had he not gotten injured. Tech is NOT on their schedule.

    • ^^^^^^This! Like the idiots that said (on Blurtasky) they’d never pull for UGA again and Mia was now their loyalty (looking at you NormalTown Dawg) post Richt whacking!!!! Sheesh.

  3. His wide out room next year.

    Transfer 4🌟 WR CJ Daniels from LSU
    2023 4🌟 WR recruit Ray Ray Joseph
    2024 4🌟 WR recruit JoJo Trader
    2024 4🌟 WR recruit Ny Carr
    2024 4🌟 WR recruit Chance Robinson
    2025 4🌟 WR recruit Joshua Moore
    2025 4🌟 WR recruit Malachi Toney

    Yeah, he’s leaving for a piece of ass. /eyeroll

    • “you’re leaving your fastball in the locker room for some piece of ass”!

  4. A QB had three beautiful NIL deals but didn’t know which one to transfer to.

    Each school offered amazing NIL deals.

    The first school offered $1M and said they had the biggest athletic budget and could spend as much as he wanted to get WR’s.

    The second offered $1M and said they would hire the best OC in the country and run the offense any way he wants.

    The third school offered $1M and said they would bring in the best O-Line & RB’s in the land to protect him and make him look great for the NFL.

    So which one did he choose?

    The one with his girlfriend with the big tits.

    • Off of ESPN….

      Ward, a former Washington State transfer, declared for the 2024 NFL draft last January but changed his mind upon learning he’d be at best a second- or third-round draft pick, opting to join Miami.

      After producing 4,313 passing yards and 43 total touchdowns with the Hurricanes and finishing fourth in Heisman Trophy voting, Ward is now a projected top-10 pick and was the No. 1 pick in Jordan Reid’s latest mock draft.

  5. Best of luck to him. I hope he is a bit smarter with his money this go around and invests it instead of buying flashy cars that depreciate the moment you drive them off the lot.

  6. He holding company bought it and leased it back to heseff….
    wrote off the whole dam thing…mo money, mo money….

    • Who said it would all be weed and tats?
      Keep it up Hartmann Fund! Mama needs a new set o’ titties!

  7. Best of luck to Carson Beck.
    He has a great arm and with a competent O line in the ACC he should really do well!

  8. “Former Georgia Bulldogs star Carson Beck committed to the program on Friday afternoon. And according to Josh Moser, a sportscaster and host based in Miami, it cost a lot of money to bring him aboard. He will reportedly be paid $4 million as part of his NIL package to join the Hurricanes for the 2025 season.”
    I’m pretty sure UGA not buying into this level of insanity along with the girlfriend is why he is now in Miami.

    • All of this has nothing to do with playing for Mike Bobo, Kirby Smart or Georgia in general. He declared for the draft knowing his status (and likely salary slot) to separate from Georgia without creating the firestorm during CFP preparations. I’m guessing his representatives were in discussion with Miami and others from the start of all of this. John Ruiz and the Miami collective was willing to cut the check that would exceed his salary position.

      • You know that college football has reached a level of insanity (that it may never recover from) when you take a PAY CUT by going to the NFL.

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