Another day, another chapter in the never-ending scandal that is the 2023 Michigan National Championship* Football program.
Shocker. They knew it was happening all along and did nothing about it.
But wait…there’s more!
Which lead to this revelation…
Now, that last one might be an AI fake article, as some are suggesting, but this is getting so deep and ridiculous that anything is possible when you were a part of the Blue and Maize coaching staff of 2023. Or, if you were a part of Michigan athletics during the Warde Manuel tenure.
Man, and they thought Jan Kemp and Damon Evans was bad PR…yet, somehow, Michigan still can claim a National Championship in 2023.
Incredible.
Michigan Men…hhmmpphhh!
Just remember, the B1G has a moral compass WELL above the cesspool of the SEC.
Michigan is going to Michigan because why not? Do you really think the Auburn of Arbor (except with dumber kids) cares? There’s no punishment coming. Save the internet outrage, they don’t care. Do any of y’all care what losers and cuks, we’re looking at you, buttchuggin’ Knecksville think? “Jan Kemp and Damon Evans was bad PR” – – to us for no reason. It’s not like we had to put up with anyone telling us what to do. We wreck ourselves beyond the pale for no reason, except for “evil” basketball exams. Georgia can’t wait to punish themselves for no reason and then cover up and deny, first time every time. Remember: we let the police arrest a dude for not having a middle name with absolutely zero repercussions for the police force. We’ve also cloaked ourselves in tragedy when a 26 y/o twice the legal blood alcohol was allowed to “chaperone” under age players with little explanation and only finger pointing about what went down.
Seriously, do any of y’all care what anyone from the outside says or lies about us? I don’t void my bowels and then ask for a Google Review before I flush the commode, nor, do I concern myself with the verbal air biscuits coming out of our vanquished opponent’s suck holes. If you are, I recommend yo go back to last week and review Erk’s directives. Then review them again, and then, review them until you get it right. I don’t care if you crawl, walk or run. “Just do right,” and everything will fall into place. Starting with whippin’ Tennessee State’s arse and then fifteen more!
#GoDawgs
We get horrible national press because 18-21 year old young men drive too fast and have problems figuring out how to obtain a DL. Before that it was scooter-gate.
Michigan is starting to look like Florida under Urban Myth (less the murders). Hardly a peep from the national media. With all due respect to Auburn, they may have to hand over the crown of the dirtiest team in CFB or step up their game. What appears to be vaulting Michigan into a huge lead is that it is top heavy with coaches and administrators.
Alex, I’ll take “These are not my red panties” for $one milllliion dollars
“If your not cheating you aint trying” says every coach ever, except Mark Richt.