Pain, in the Key of ABC

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Ugh. I wished I still could turn the TV volume off and just listen to Munson like the good ole days.

The graphics look like a kid superimposed a video game on top of a live action shot of the field. Bad graphics and music feels like we bought Atari version of a football game and not the PS5 version. Some had an idea how to improve it:

The worst part? Making the Handbags look like a competitive team.

16 thoughts on “Pain, in the Key of ABC”

    • Mickey believes their production is better than their presentation…more is less?????

  4. I hope the Gators screenshot that clip because that’s as close as they will get to scoring or being tied with us.

    oh, and unsurprisingly, this sucks donkey balls. I miss CFB.

  6. Somewhere, in Valhalla, RangerRuss is cursing the hell out of this hipster video game bullshit.

  7. I guess they poured all the money into the contract purchase and the production budget was slashed to bananas and peanuts.

  8. That’s rough. I don’t understand the emphasis on the dominating blue color everywhere. Most SEC teams have warm color palettes (yes, indulge me here on color theory) so it would make sense to have yellow or gold as the dominate color for the SEC. Blue would be more appropos for the PAC 16. Also, as mentioned, less is more. The colors of the uniforms and stadiums don’t need extra overstaurated color. CBS learned that. A little white background goes a long way.

  9. Is it just me or does the music sound like a J. Geils Band song, maybe the rift to start My Angel is a Centerfold?

  11. Seriously? What needle does that even move? Fine, lead off with Florida(a SEC OG) but then highlighting the new teams that nobody outside of their fanbases like or want? Heyell, most fans want contraction (we’re look at your bum arses Vandy, Auburn & TAMU). Even the White Claw chugging, Zyn fueled bros (props for introducing/glossing that demo to clown on this blog) don’t want to see that on their phones/VR glasses or however they watch their games. The Fox NFL Transformer(I went there) Robots think that promo is lame.

    Now I literally, understand where people’s disenchantment(and I’m a pretty insensitive, tone deaf jerk) comes from. I’m not a look through the rearview mirror guy but damn, I might just get paint to put on my wall to watch dry and listen on the radio (I basically only listen to the Braves this season because they ran the lovely Kelly Crull off) in my little hovel in Five Points because I just don’t care anymore.

  12. Thanks to DVR I’ll be watching as little of that crap as possible.

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