And his name is Major Applewhite.
Can we go ahead and rank South Alabama number 4 or something? I mean, they scored a bunch of points against a helpless team, so doesn’t that amount to instant greatness?
Yeesh. South Alabama scored two defensive touchdowns, a punt return touchdown, and had so many conversions for an extra point that they used two kickers, and the backup kicked 4 extra points.
Somewhere, Bobby Bowden is nodding his head in approval., and maybe telling Norvell to push for FSU to join the Sun Belt. Or the new PAC-half-dozen.
South Alabama deserves for someone to put up 90+ on them for running up the score like that.
Some where in their offensive game plan, is a 50 point lead that requires no serious defensive scheme, rush 4/5 defend the backend with 6/7, game over, no further coaching required…GO DAWGS!!
Isn’t Major Applewhite the guy that convinced that bunch of weirdos they would catch a ride on a comet if they all drank some poison Kool Aide or something?
He is the distant son of General Red Delicious Apple, who knew Johnny Appleseed was the one that planted the “forbidden fruit” in the garden of good and evil..they were all cleared of charges relating to underage Boones Farm apple wine consumption…some individuals are all still under the MD 20/20 investigation…
DIW, you have mixed metaphors on line 2…
I’m only seeing 7pts in Q4.
Doesn’t NWST (TX) have some responsibility to stop loaded/ultra talented USA from scoring????
Looks like he called off the dogs (jaguars) in the 4th quarter.
“Fluff Bothwell” sounds like a crew member for an adult film shoot…
Nice. You win the comments section for today, Nil.
Poor kid’s parents ought to be flogged (and not in a good way) for naming him that…
As Josh Pate would put it, this was a Sarah McLachlan special. Cue the music.