I’m Not Going to Pay A Lot for this Head Coach

Actually, you’ll be paying a lot for three coaches all at once!

There’s no way LSU would ever be fiscally irresponsible to set themselves up to do this again, say you? Even the Governor of LSU called Kelly’s buyout irresponsible…but LSU says heauxld mah bear mon frere!

Lord. All this for Lane freaking Kiffin.

14 thoughts on “I’m Not Going to Pay A Lot for this Head Coach

  1. Get ready for a big ass corporate logo smack dab on the fifty yard line at Tiger Stadium.

    • “Here come the Tigers! Brought to you by Transocean, BP oil, Abita Brewing, and the Huey Long Foundation…”

  2. Query does Kiffin’s LSU contract excuse the buyout if he’s fired for cause?

  3. I like college football as much as the next guy, but the misplaced priorities and poor judgment of the people in Louisiana, one of the poorest states in the country, is something next level.

  4. I’ve been told for months by the NCAA and these TV ads that there isn’t enough money for Olympic sports at colleges. Apparently, it’s a priority to pay coaches to sit on their a$$ for failing.

  5. Jimmy Sexton FTW! I’m sure Florida would not agree to those terms nor could OM match that level of guarantee. This is the truth about Lamé’s decision, not the “better” opportunity.

    Beer prices going up in Sanford to cover Kirby’s new extension that’s coming…and earned.

  6. At what point do the Feds step in and charge Jimmy Sexton with monopolistic practices and antitrust violations?

  7. I enjoyed the part where they’re going to give him a bonus this year based on how Ole Miss does in the playoff. Like he was like “I think I’ll take this job and huge raise, but man I don’t want to miss out on that $200k bonus I was about to get.” The ADs just say yes to everything, you just gotta ask.

  8. sounds like the turds screwed it up, well done!
    hard for lane to turn down that kind of $$$ but where o’ where have all the good manners gone?

  9. My daily reminder that I should’ve been a college football coach. Terrible, bad, mediocre, good, great, GOAT…it doesn’t make a difference. They all have more money than God.

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