I Do Solemnly Swear Never to Reference FPI Ever Again

The Worldwide Leader in fuzzy math.

Honestly, I’m not even mad about Georgia’s standing in this. The thing that really gets me is seeing Oregon somehow 8th while the team they beat is in 2nd, and Texas, after escaping Nashville from what was almost Vanderbilt’s second signature win is what really gets me

And how in the hell is a .500 team ranked 15th? Louisville is 5-3, btw. Whatever metrics are feeding this, I’d have to imagine it’s based on hopes and dreams and not data and analytics. What garbage.

10 thoughts on “I Do Solemnly Swear Never to Reference FPI Ever Again

  1. My friend, your assessment has nothing to do with fuzzy stuff, we all know B.S. put in, is B.S. put out, the wwl narrative is pure T bullshit, right down to it’s core, by the way, Agent Herbstreit does not appreciate your commentary, he says, if the Senator can be blacklisted, YOU could be next…. GO DAWGS!!

  2. Look at it as an ESPN wish list instead of math, and it will make a lot more sense. Those broke ass media wizards know there are lots of TV sets in Texas and the Midwest. They need those people to stay engaged so ad rates don’t plunge.

  3. I need some help understanding the ND and Boise State ranking?
    ND did lose to No. Illinois or has that loss been vacated?
    Boise State’s best game was a loss to Oregon?
    wtf
    #keepfocusedSofuckthegators

  4. “There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.” – Mark Twain

  5. Thank you, JP! I’m happy to send you better rating systems, like those of Bill Connelly, FEI, or the Vegas ratings.

    • Lol. When I posted the one last week that was speaking to Texas’s softball introduction to the league, I didn’t even notice it was FPI. I like Sagarin and FEI, typically…but with your comment in mind, I saw this pop up and had to repent. Geez, it’s awful.

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