Here’s what passes for healthy eating in Hogtown

I found this on X this morning. Eating a banana with a spoon? In the immortal words of the last President … “C’mon man!”

These people live among us.

What do you think? Let this Handbag know what you think in the comments below.

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I've been a Dawg my entire life. UGA was always my dream school where I received 2 Terry College degrees and met my DGD wife. I've been a season ticket holder for over 30 years and love the in-stadium experience over anything from Section HD. My first game in Sanford Stadium was the 1981 Auburn game where we clinched the SEC championship. The best game I've attended in person was the Midnight Miss against Ohio State (nite, nite!). The best home games I've attended were the 1984 Clemson game (the Butler did it) and the 2013 LSU game (that 4th down is still the loudest single moment I've experienced between the hedges). The game I love to win is against the Handbags (FTMF), and the game I hate to lose is the NATS (Tuck Fech).

15 thoughts on “Here’s what passes for healthy eating in Hogtown

  1. I don’t think that’s the first “morning banana” he’s enjoyed, if you know what I mean…

  2. When you thought Gator Nation has hit rock bottom, someone says, “Hold my bannana…”

  3. How do you say “I’m a gibbering idiot.” without actually saying it.

  4. 1. FTMFs
    2. George Costanza approves of the jort nation eating protocol

    • I once had an old Gunny that used to tell us no self respecting man should eat a banana without cutting it up first. Lol

    • This ass wipe had his state issued license revoked, so, he’s just showing off his parking lot driving skills, while dodging those urnge cones, while spooning his morning bonana waiting for a local port-o-let to become available…#FTMF!!

  5. Bananas suck but if ya gotta eat one? Just skin it back and get it over with…

    • Wearing that FU rag, sucking on a spoon that tastes like banana, driving around Athens, should earn him a one way ticket out of Gawds Country, escorted by a couple of southern gents who have this ass wipe hand cuffed to the rear bumper of their southern style pickup truck (which they like to drive!)…#FTMF!!

    • I’m guessing he just wanted to enjoy a banana. It may be that lipping one in hogtown garners undue attention. I think it’s sad that homeboy has to eat his banana with a spoon.

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