It’s a shame that sports wasn’t at the forefront of our forefathers minds when they drafted the Constitution. It’s still amazing to me the number of times and ways that elements of college football have now become part of the debate and discussions by members of the government.
Aren’t there more pressing issues out there that need to be addressed? I’m thinking things like:
- Banning Tennessee fans from social media, or anywhere outside of the borders of Tennessee, in general
- Removing Michigan’s 2023 National Championship designation and vacating all wins
- A Nationwide “Tyler Simmons Was Onsides” day to address the officiating crisis in college football
- Capping the roster limits on NCAA Hobby Horse Teams
- Establishing a Committee to prove that world is, in fact, round, and it completely rotates around Ohio State Football
- Remedial education opportunities for anyone saying “Roll Tide”
- Prayer in Schools, to Tim Tebow only, though
- The Commission for reestablishing Jefferson Pilot Sports to return to college football programming
Or, you know, they could do that whole governing and checks and balances thing, provided they can get their heads out of their asses long enough to do so.
Two amendments I’d like to add:
1. Felony assault charges for Nic Fairley
2. Put Erk and Mike Leach into the CFB Hall of Fame.
Pass it! Then lower their revenue from FOX by not being on their Big Noon game broadcast. Assign Corch as the sideline reporter too.
Can I do the teleprompting for Corch?
Erk and Leach into the HoF
Pass a law limiting conferences to 12 teams.
And limited to bordering states, with a limit of 1000 miles total between any two schools in the conference.
How about a law making it illegal for ESPN, Fox and all of the other broadcasters to dictate realignment, the postseason, or anything else other than kickoff times.
College games can only be played on Saturday.
The season starts the weekend AFTER Labor Day
Georgia florida can only be played in JAX
Georgia Awburn can only be played the 2 Saturdays before thanksgiving
Especially any championship games.
Make it mandatory for Game Day cast and all other CFB “analysts” (regardless of network) to dress as clowns, complete with facepaint and bigass floppy shoes. You know, just so no-one can have any doubt at all about what they really are.
put in game announcers on a word limit during broadcast…98.26% of the time they add zero value.
This. I like this. 120 characters like twitter…
College gameday of Tim Brando – Lee Corso – Beano Cook, in 1987, ran circles around these losers on there now…with exception of Satan, they are fake and take orders from espn mgmt on how to steer the conversation.
It will be sad to see Coach Corso go but the rest of the panel can sink ten miles in h***.
I would like to see national legislation for games played east of the Mississippi River to be started between 1:00 PM and 5:00 PM EST. Games west of the Mississippi River could start anytime they want after 6:00 PM EST as long as they are reasonably expected to be over before midnight. Games played overseas should be banned.
Bring back the 3 Daves.
Make Skycast (or anything without announcers) an option for any televised game. I don’t want to turn off the sound. I want sound from the stadium crowd and announcer, as long as they cut out the shitty music (and I call it all shitty if it’s not the school band).
Flag planting and now this … I’m now sure every problem the state of Ohio has been solved now that this has been introduced.
When it comes to the Ohio state their arrogance is only exceeded by their ego and overinflated self worth.
So, wait… huh? We talking about Texass or, ohhh I get it. They both act the same way. Mama didn’t teach them right… Or, maybe they’re like that horse you lead to water but it too damn stubborn to drink.