No, Alabama

Hey, quick, someone write an article about the culture problem at Georgia.

Is Mike Price back as a consultant in Tuscaloosa or something? Inquiring minds want to know.

Kirby is coming close to winning the offseason for fewer incidents of idiocy, here’s just hoping that a Chip Towers is working somewhere among the enemy to properly smear them for their misgivings.

To add insult to felony, this also came out:

In my opinion, Alabama can keep going lower. Serves them right.

Roll Tide, Roll.

Damn, son. I don’t think I would have said that out loud.

https://x.com/i/status/2077821706039701605

This kid was smallish and a step slow coming out of HS. He had a nice career at Northside/Columbus, but I don’t think he got a single P5 offer. He’s a good student, went to Penn, played well for 2 years, and decided to try his hand at a bigger school. He had a decent year at Tech, 697 rushing yards (3 carries for 6 yards v UGA🤣). But he seems to have adopted the yappy approach of his solid but low accomplishment coach at ACC Media Days. He proclaimed himself and Justice Haynes “the best backfield in the country.” Haynes was the guy everyone wanted coming out of HS, but he’s on his 3rd team in 4 years. Do you go from Alabama to Michigan to…..Georgia Tech….if you’re crushing it? But, he has tools.

Next, Hosley sniffed that he “didn’t want to go to the other school in Georgia.” Maybe he was talking about Georgia State, or Georgia Southern. If we ever offered him, or even looked at him, that’s news to me. I don’t want to date Scarlett Johansen, so tell her not to call me.

Look, I get being confident. I get hating a rival. All fine. What I don’t get is banging your gums about it, especially when your team hasn’t won versus said hated rival since 2016, when you’ve only beaten said rival 3 times this century, when you’ve only beaten them in Atlanta 1 time since 1990 (the Sanks non-fumble in 1998), and you had 3 carries for 6 yards against said rival last year. I get that the Tech fan base loves a mouthy blowhard (see, O’Leary, George and Johnson, Paul) who talks big and doesn’t win anything of consequence. I get that Temu Urban Meyer, the current blowhard in residence, looooooves to talk about UGA, against whom he is 0-4. It just seems to me that Kirby, much like Saban, doesn’t give opposing teams bulletin board material, nor does he encourage players to mouth off.

That’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see how it works out for him.

My advice to this young man, who is known as a good player and a good student, is to be careful what you wish for. Oh, and buckle up your chin strap when you get to Athens. See you in November.

England Never Won the SEC

Conference expansion, meet World Cup Football.

Conference expansion, for the win. Does anyone want to let FIFA know what this will actually do for the World Cup…or has Disney already sunk their claws into another sport already?

Message Board Geniuses: Bobo and Schumann Get Raises

I’m sure there are those among us who share these sentiments.

Welp, if you were hoping for some personnel changes, then abandon all hope.

Now this is technically old news, but for some reason it was rerun again in the Athens Banner Herald after the full details were obtained by Weiszer, but nothing groundbreaking was revealed, to be honest.

Anyway, enjoy and don’t be a message board genius!

The PAC is Back

PAC after dark will be coming to a TV near you.

No, it’s not quite the same…

But, I have to say it’s on par with the Big 12. Hawaii and the PAC will keep my Saturdays going just a little longer again. Thank you.

Friday Fodder for Filibustering: Those Were The Days

Get a load of this:

Admittedly, I laughed out loud on this one. I did half expect for someone to come out of screen and shoot a man to take him down, but there’s that.

So for today’s Fodder, what do you miss from the “good ole days” of times gone by?

Personally, a few things I miss:

  • Civil political discourse
  • Foods without high fructose corn syrup, particularly Three Musketeers
  • Nintendo
  • Jefferson Pilot Sports
  • Rock n Roll
  • McDonald’s Value Menus
  • 89 cents Gasoline
  • Family vacations to a monument

How about you? What do you miss the most from childhood?

2026…Was a Good Year

Here’s this…

Georgia baseball and Georgia football winning the SEC in the same year, yeah, color me impressed.

What a Win

Ladies and gents, we did it.

Tre had the slide of the year. More importantly, Horns Down, amirite?