So it turns out the Judge who was originally assigned the Sorsby case, a Texas Tech alum, has appropriately recused himself to hand it off to a possible A&M or Baylor grad judge, instead. That actually sounds reasonable and appropriate, at least to the judge, but not to Red Raiders fans, who are perplexed as to why they just can’t cheat and steal their way into the CFP, you know, like everybody else.

To be fair, if they needed some pointers in cheating, they need to go out of the SEC and have a conversation with this guy:

What an impressive coaching tree. Six arrests, five firings for cheating, two dismissed for sex crimes, and one who was forced to resign for endorsing *checks notes* slavery. While I researched it and can’t find any evidence about the last one (seems to be a social media urban legend) it’s definitely an impressive resume.

Aim high, Red Raiders! You’ll reach the pinnacle of cheating someday, you just need to be more creative and innovative to do it!