Try the Veal, He’ll Be Here All Week

Mario Cristobal, ladies and gentlemen.

I see Spurrier, Fulmer, and Cristobal all in the same room together at one time.

It feels like it should be some form of a joke, but seems more like a place in hell.

22 thoughts on “Try the Veal, He’ll Be Here All Week

  1. Grown ass man wearing black sneakers with a suit…must get fashion tips from Farceson Beck. FTMF.

    • How in the world did all these FU ass wipes git associated with these awards…looks as though mcgarity may have been involved in the facilities planning, they had to throw up a tent instead of more professional setting for the presentations….GO DAWGS!!

  2. Phat Phil looks happy (as always) to be there. Somehow I don’t see he and Steve mellowing out and becoming friends in old age, which really makes me wonder who thought it would be wise to give him the award….

  3. Was Fulmer getting an award for Citrus bowl appearances or losing to SOS so often. I guess one equals the other so maybe both.

  4. Kirby gave as good as he got, I like it but the roastings seemed a tad tame compared to the constructive life lessons I generally receive around the tailgate. Just remember: the jokes might be funny but Kirby’s Dawgs talk with their pads. We got a new season coming up and I expect the team to be ready.
    #GoDawgs

  5. Looking forward to laying some TCU/FSU sort of destruction upon them if we ever see Miami in the playoffs.

  6. You’re in a room with Spurrier, Fulmer, and Cristobal. You have a revolver with only 2 rounds. What is your choice? Shoot Spurrier twice.

  7. Hell, I think even UT fans have come around on the fact that Phil Fulmer is an overrated asshole snitch who backstabbed his mentor to get the the UT job and is still living off of a short good run in the mid-to-late 90s.

  8. I can’t deny Mullen did a pretty good job in his first year at UNLV, but it seems that award should go to somebody who does a good job in his first year as a head coach…which suggests somebody should have cracked, “I guess this should make Dan feel better about getting fired since it qualified him for first year coach.”

  9. I wonder if fat Phil took home Kirby’s and Steve’s leftovers from the banquet dinner?

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