Carson Beck, auditioning for his future career in broadcasting.
Maybe that’s why he struggled in 2024. He and his receivers were on the same page too often. Seems like he was on the same page with the opposing defenses, though.
Still, go beat tOSU. Would love to see Carson in the next round if we handle business Thursday.
Carson completed his dissertation on Oswald Bates.
Excuse him, he was internalizing the flatulation of the matter.
One ought to allow Carson to evacuate the atmospherics and containments heretofore restrained colostomalogically…if that’s your bag.
Ya think there would be an app for that kinda’ brain fart…
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Nor the shiniest spoon
He’ll be fine:
https://youtube.com/shorts/2V7bVyPutDE?si=oD3f5v1-5pxIoIWr
Bless his heart!
Gunner is a genius at interviews. Short and consistent. No opportunity for mistakes. By design.
They complain about what a terrible interview he is but at least he doesn’t say anything stupid. It’s really about what you dont say. Fishing with Luke Bryan is the only thing Gunner has done to embarrass us.
Beck is in training to be a YouTube college football commentator.
Damn.
Carson, let me help you out son…
de·ter·rent
noun
a thing that discourages or is intended to discourage someone from doing something.
He meant “detergent.”
Oops a daisy!
It’s that empty 100 yards between his ears.
Holy shit, son.
Thank you for removing any remaining doubts about your intellect. Good luck against state you’re going to need it after that nugget. Hopefully state finds a way to beat itself. I really want to see you play one more game.
While I share the same sentiment, I have little hope that Carson is going to do well against Matt Patricia’s defense. Aside from the fact that OSU has a 2021 Georgia-like defense as far as talent with first rounders at every level, Patricia’s pro style defensive scheme is the closest thing in the college game to the NFL game. I’m sure that there will be at least 32 scouts very intently watching how Carson performs in this game.
Carson has a future in broadcasting. Someone has to fill the shoes of folks like Yogi Berra and Bob Uecker.
Didn’t he just use “on” instead of “against?” That’s ok to do in English.