Rich People Stay Rich By Living Like They’re Broke

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the guy who once led an SEC team to the CFP, only to bolt that team before the tournament and head to richer pastures.

Look, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been to Aldi and forgot my damn bags. I either grab an empty cardboard box from their inventory or pay the six cents for a bag. This feels more egregious than the kid in Better Off Dead chasing Lane around the mountaintops for two dollars.

No wonder the folks in Oxford don’t miss him.

10 thoughts on “Rich People Stay Rich By Living Like They’re Broke

  1. Read on The Athletic that when Golding became UM’s head coach he asked the team what changes they would like. The first response was to get rid of that silly basketball goal on the sidelines.
    There are probably zero people in Oxford who still like Kiffin.

  2. He went out in public “dressed” like that. With that money show some class or have it delivered or have your kids go instead of sitting at home videoing Dad and posting to social media. Which makes me think it’s fake but they badly missed the funny. So why let it be posted?? Ahhh…was that a really bad attempt at taking a shot at us for our recent little shopping incident? Notice the prominent holding of the bleach bottle. Nice try junior.

  3. Nice try but this is a PR stunt gone horribly wrong.
    In Europe, in every store, you pay for bags, which why everyone brings their own. During covid, they did away with plastic bags and never brought them back. Now it is Paper bags or recycled bags only.
    Those plastic bags should be banned.

  4. JP thanks for the “Better off Dead” reference, another great John Cusack movie that’s good for a lot of laughs.
    According to Lane he only bring home 9% of the salary since his divorce.
    Hard to get by on that 8 mill budget, Lance smarminess continues to grow. A reminder money can buy everything.

  5. People like Lane hide wine glasses in their purses to sneak out of the restaurant.
    Fuckhead.

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