Metchie, Williams, and Simpson

Wait a damn minute…

Wasn’t Ty Simpson hurt just a couple weeks ago? I thought he had a bad back or something. Amazing how time and not playing the Dawgs can heal all excuses.

35 thoughts on “Metchie, Williams, and Simpson

  1. Insufferable. Ty Simpson is the same cocky snip who raped our hedges and mocked our fans. Have some class. Oh wait he’s a gump. Just like their fans who were imploding at the end of the first quarter wanting DeBoer gone.

  2. He is such a whiny prick. I can not stand that doosh bag. I think I’ll go watch the Gabe Harris hit on him on repeat. What a bed shitting on Oklahoma’s part. Now those delusional idiots think they are destined to be national champions.

    • Well to honest, that was only a tie for the worst choke job in history. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!! They are now tied for the worst joke job in history with (wait for it) ………… OKLAHOMA and the Baker Mayfield joke job against UGA in the Rose Bowl.
      They take the “Choklahoma” moniker to heart up in Norman and do everything they can to uphold the reputation.

      • I wouldn’t say they choked against us, we just played like hell the entire second half! They basically collapsed after the 10-minute mark or so last night….

  3. The reporter grooved one down the middle and he roped it. But this isn’t the first time he’s played the disrespect card this season.

    • That was my first thought. My second was the national media reaction would be insufferable. The fawning over Cig and how dominant the b10 is. For me that would be worse than the gumps winning. I’m already sick of the narrative after 2 NC’s the b10 is the king of CFB.

      I’m hoping every SEC wins with UGA the final winner.

      • PS to dawg in Austin. I can’t imagine being a dawg stationed in ego central. Of course it would be extra stupid of them to talk smack to their daddy.

        If you haven’t seen the latest SEC shorts video take look you’ll enjoy it.

        • Austin is overrated as shit. It’s like Athens without the charm. If Atlanta tried to be Athens it would be Austin.

          • It’s just a different city altogether. I’ll always love Athens for so many reasons. Maybe I’ll retire there and go to as many home games of all sports as I can. That said, Austin is a great city. Elite restaurants and music scene. Great vistas. Fun time on the lake. But the summers are fucking awful.

        • It’s unbearable when they’re good. But they’re the biggest haters when they aren’t. So thankfully it’s been almost entirely blissful for my 13 years here!

      • Yeah, that’s what really pisses me off (again). Now if Indiana wins (which should be hilarious) instead will suck because of all the BigTeleventeen assholes.

      • I do not give a shit if other folks fawn over Cig. Why would I care? I do love watching Alabama losing at anything, however.

    • Indeed, would be complete bull**** if our epic beatdown in the SEC Championship gets overlooked if they come back somehow…. Oklahoma looked like they were following our blueprint for the first twenty mins but, alas!

      • Oklahoma couldn’t run the ball..

        Looked like they tried to copy Bobo’s game plan but didn’t have the RB’s to do it..and they tried to run their QB too much..Once Bama realized they just needed to stay after him on every play it was over. Both teams have nervous QB’s that don’t function well under pressure.
        It was a game that neither team really deserved to win. Bama got the breaks and (of course) the calls and no-calls (man..that O line can get away with holding..and moving before the snap)
        I have no idea how real Indiana is..but this isn’t a typical, physically tough Alabama team.
        I’m watching TAM and Miami..boring…no score at halftime…three FG’s missed in first half.

  4. first off this guy is taneyhill prick level status
    second it took the galactically stupid meltdown of boomer sooner to let the gumps have a « comeback »… please someone check to see if the special teams player recent betting habits

  5. The Bamers on the internet claim UGA won because Alabama didn’t have “half its team” in the SEC CG. It sure appeared it had more than 40 guys dressed to play.
    Here is the effect of getting those “half the team” guys back: On offense against UGA. Rushing: -3 yards to 28 yards against Oklahoma Wow, what a difference those missing 31 rushing yards would have meant! Passing: 212 yards against UGA to 232 against OU. Those additional missing 40 players would have added 51 yards to its production!!!
    But guess what! On defense Oklahoma had to play the full strength Alabama. Guess what? Full strength Alabama with half its team back gave up on defense 65 MORE yards to OU than UGA got.
    Net effect: the net yardage differential for Alabama with “half its team back” is 14 yards worse with those back than the team Alabama fielded against us.
    Fuck them. For all time it will be 33-18 and 28-7.

    • What???
      Gumps are saying they played Georgia with half of their team out???
      The way they looked, I thought they had seventy five percent of their team out.
      Plus I swear I counted the standard number of Gumparees officiating on the field.
      I have no idea how ‘real” Indiana is…but I think they’ll handle Alabama fairly easily.

      • Yeah that bama gets one 5 yard penalty and Georgia gets maybe a season high number was just coincidence.

        I’m fine with a rematch in Miami. No way better to end a season than taking another championship from the gumps.

  6. Here’s the thing. When you use bulletin board material to motivate you to win, you have to accept the reality the rat poison will be there to take you down. There will be a LOT of media that will pump Bama up and make excuses for the SECCG. Good. Rat Poison — Circle gets the square.

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