I gotta admit, this is genius.

We listen and we don’t judge.
Honestly, if I were about to watch my home teams’s hopes get obliterated in front of the President, I’d start drinking at 9 am as well.
It’s not like they piss in toilets there, anyway. They generally pee in cups and throw them on the visiting team’s band as they enter the stadium, which I know from first hand experience.
Don’t forget to take a swim in the river later, Vols.
Just another meteor target opportunity.
I despise orange on any team. May the sky fall on them or the ground open beneath them.