Jesus, we thought we had problems. Apparently, the hottest seat in the SEC is no longer occupied by Billy Napier or even Hugh Freeze.
No, apparently that distinction belongs to Kalen DeBoer, who is no longer at Washington, or wherever the hell he came from before that.
He’s right about one thing. Counseling is very, very necessary. It might need to start with the new, undisciplined version of the Crimson Tide. Let’s hear from Malachi Moore…

I’m sure he’s learned a valuable lesson. If he were at Georgia, there would be calls for him to be banned for life and Chip Towers would be writing about culture problems. Sigh.
Speaking of marriage counseling and Alabama fans, I’ll quote Sanford222view’s joke from yesterday’s comments:
what do you call the perspiration created by two Bama fans having sex?
….relative humidity.
Sanford, I’m proclaiming that you won the Monday comments snark contest, even though there wasn’t and official contest. High praise considering the snark we see around here. Kudos!
While my Fabris Pool results would indicate I should never ever bet real money, I’d wager a Jefferson that Moore didn’t write one word of that apology. Bama’s PR department for the win.
I was thinking AI but you’re right…professional PR.
Whats funny as hell is that this redneck/soap on the rope felon Gary Williams/Legend annointed DeBoer as the “new” Nick Saban last Monday 🤣. My peeps inside Mal Moore have been saying the last 3-4 mos that the new regime was a shit show — and it would eventually rear its head. I’m still seeing 2-3 losses for Bama….Tenn & LSU looming.
I posted this on another thread but I compelled to repeat it here…The wheels on the Bama bus are headed toward a Ricky Bobby & Cole Trickle meltdown. Nicky got out just in time.
Fuck Bama. Again I can’t wait til they come to Sanford next year.
“You don’t lose to Vanderbilt. That’s the ugliest little sister on the block.”
Moore really should have a second unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for shoving Pavia’s face mask into the turf after a tackle. Combined with the penalty he received for kicking the ball, he would have been ejected from the game. What surprised me was him getting away with pure insubordination when the coaches were trying to get him off the field and cool him down. Could you imagine Kirby putting up with that?
Didn’t little Nicky lament that control has shifted to the players just last week? That’s why he quit.
Thanks for the acknowledgement. I wish I could remember where I first heard that joke years ago to give the proper credit, but alas I cannot.
Regardless of the source, I’ll be using that one for a while. Gracias!
Watching Legend’s rant in real time was EPIC!