Not going to inundate the feed today with a bunch of posts, so I’ll just keep it to the high points:
First, here’s some cautious optimism from Gainesville:
With any luck, they’re working out a contract extension as we speak. It’s going to be a touch road to hoe, though:
Meanwhile, in the land formerly known as Saban’s Death Star:
Milroe looks like he’s just entered a small western town one a white horse with two chrome Colt Peacemakers with ivory handles. Also, there’s a response to Nick’s yummy rat poison from the day prior:
Of course, it was also Texas’s day, so here’s how God’s gift to the SEC is handling the media:
Yes, yes you do. Sark likes the culture he’s building in Austin, too:
And on renewing old rivalries:
Meanwhile, in Starkville, no one has noticed Texas or Oklahoma, and they seemingly don’t care:
Some things never change, and glad they aren’t.
Dear Jalen Milroe,
My pick up game is not one-dimensional and there’s a chance that I’ll be making out with Sydney Sweeney by the end of July. See how silly that sounds?
Man, I want to beat Bama by 20 in their own sandbox SO badly.
That last quote from the MSU player is why the Egg Bowl is must see TV for me every season. Records don’t matter.
When did Jalen Milroe become slightly-less-gay Cam Newton? (not that there’s anything wrong with that…)
pls keep taking bammers
*talking