Folks, it’s right around the corner.
The return of college football brings new excitement, new hope and of course, a new song 😮💨
— ESPN (@espn) July 31, 2026
"High Noon" by @ShaboozeysJeans featuring @1GunnaGunna is this year's anthem for College Football on ESPN 🔥 pic.twitter.com/KFfpPypsnQ
Another crap product from Mickey’s bitch.
Like most of their products, best viewed with volume muted,
Exactly…can’t say it any better.
Just like their mouthpiece Herbie. Sounds best when muted!
Zero interest in watching anything on ESPN beyond actual sporting events.
Their best product is live games with stadium sound no announcers.
I would actually subscribe to that. If they ran the normal game camera views with only stadium announcers, crowd noise, and no commercials except during quarter changes, I’d pay $10-$20 month for the season. Halftime could be the normal highlight show.
That’s a subscription I’d definitely sign up for. It’s so much more enjoyable watching without talking heads.
(Yawn)
I couldn’t make out the words. Whatever.
Hotshot ESPN Intern: Hey Boss, I’ve found the perfect song for college football this year. It’s by Shaboozy.
ESPN Exec: Shaboozy, huh? I’ve heard of him….or her…Will it play with the Pat McAfee fans?
Intern: Absolutely! The shirtless bros love Shaboozy. He’s like Darius Rucker meets Cowboy Troy!
Exec: Great! What is the song called?
Intern: “High Noon”
Exec: “High Noon?” I love it! Sounds great. We can put together a promo with action clips… make it like a showdown. Like the old west…
Intern: I’ll get right on it. “High Noon” will be all the people talk about this college football season!
Exec: I’m letting the brass know this is our theme. Get to work!
Intern Googles “high noon college football”…top result:
Fox Sports Big Noon Kickoff
Intern: oh shit…
Mama told me if I can’t say something nice then say nothing at all. So let me say this …
You took the words right out of my mouth!
Wouldn’t that be more appropriate for Fox?