It Ju$t Mean$ More

Hey, maybe Saturday’s episode of Throttled Water (or Austin Shitty Limits? Dazed and Contused?) was on purpose? After all, you couldn’t lose all that ad revenue if people turned off the TV, right?

If for anything else, it showed the viewers and the country the true colors of the Big XII’s most entitled fan base. Such bad optics, the Lincoln Lawyer himself had to issue a statement to remind the kids to behave.

That’s what I love about these Longhorn fans, man. I get older, they stay the same 2005 age.

3 thoughts on “It Ju$t Mean$ More

  1. When the team mascot releases a note of “we’re better than that”, it means no you’re not, throwing shit tantrums gets you put in time out or better yet, rejected from the seats that shorthorn ass is occupying….#HBTFD!!

  2. If Matthew wants any students to actually see the statement it’ll have to be on tiktok along with a video of him doing a goofy dance.

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