Good morning! Hot enough for ya? It’s so hot I saw the Devil in Wal-Mart buying an air conditioner. Give me some more “it’s so hot” sayings in the comments.
Just get me to the end of August! 65 days to go, here’s card 165:
Go Dawgs!
Countdown to Georgia Bulldogs Football, 65 Days
It’s so hot Granny broke wind just to have a little breeze.
It’s so hot I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.
It’s so hot the birds are walking.
Without Mother Nature, we would have never been introduced to “The weathergirl” and her perfect weathercurl…as mine closet will tell you, “ya gotta’ go where the weather suits your clothes”….
Nice use if Nilsson.
It’s so hot, I saw a squirrel in Piedmont Park putting ice on his nuts!
It’s so hot, I heard Bubba tell Roscoe at the beach, “That gal over yonder has got on a bikini so small, I think I’ve seen more cotton in a medicine bottle.”
Hotter than Hell’s kitchen.
I’m personally just glad that my apartment complex has closed the pool, indefinitely. Because, who wants to float in reasonably cool water when it’s NINE-THOUSAND FREEDOM DEGREES outside. Also, Asa Newell to the Hawks may be their best pick in my lifetime.
Stillthatguy -I guess you are too young for ‘Nique?
It’s so hot I saw two hydrants fight over a dog.
It’s so hot…um…uhhhh…ah screw it…Auburn Sucks!
You’ll never be wrong saying that. Even when it’s so cold that we would say Hell was freezing over!
It’s hotter than a two dollar pistol.
BTW, just saw that the Hawks picked up Asa Newell (via New Orleans) in the first round of the NBA draft! Go be great, Dawg!
Up in our area, it’s so hot, the Jehovah’s Witnesses have started telemarketing.
It’s hot enough to make a roofer faint.
It’s so hot I just saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking!
It’s so hot and dry down in Valdosta while I was fishing I caught a Catfish and it had a tick on it!