Coming to an SEC Team Near You

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Curt Cignetti, master of the 25 year olds playing a three game schedule, has something to say.

Wow, per the B1G, a notable game for Indiana, of all twelve they have to play is, wait, what?

Jesus Christ.

Anyway, the only people who have the SEC on their mind maybe more than the SeC itself seems to be the B1G.

You’ve won three in a row. Let it go, Elsa.

And do you think an SEC coach would like to have the Hoovers’ schedule for the upcoming season? Let’s take a look at this formidable gauntlet of a schedule:

vs N Texas
vs Howard
vs WKU
vs Northwestern
at Rutgers
at Nebraska
vs Ohio St
at Michigan
vs Minnesota
vs USC
at Washington
vs Purdue

Whining might be appropriate for anyone who wants to not really play their starters until the 7th week of the season.

24 thoughts on “Coming to an SEC Team Near You”

  1. Little bit of this POS will go a long way. One good year and he is best coach in the country. Just a smug dumbass. See if he can hold on to that win count. No sneaking up on anybody this time around. Hope he gets it handed to him a bunch, especially by some of those “easy” wins.

    • That isn’t a real Fucking football schedule, it is the path of least resistance…understanding most schedules are mapped out a year or two in advance, this is a 8 home games gits your team to the cfp….GO DAWGS!!

  2. I really hope Kirby is keeping the receipts for all of this garbage coming from Chicago.

    The worst part about it is it’s making me want Texass to take the Just for Men spokescoach and his Chase patched bunch behind an Austin woodshed.

    I guarantee you Cignetti doesn’t want to see a focused Kirby Smart led bunch of Dawgs sometime in January. Tell him to ask Sark what that feels like.

  3. They have a 6 game preseseason before they play a team with a pulse. The last 6? Ohio State is a good team. Michigan could be decent or they could suck again. Minnesota? Basically a bye week scrimmage. SoCal? Possibly decent. Washington and Purdue? Mediocre.

    There are 3 solid b10 teams (ohio St, Oregon, Indiana), 2 average teams (Penn St and Mich). Pundits keep talking about SoCal like they haven’t been UK for 15 years. The rest? Mediocre to garbage. This is the FSU in the 90s plan. None of the top teams play more than a couple of the better teams, maybe 1 decent OOC game. Coast through the easy games. Be well rested and healthy for the CFP.

    They have won 3 in a row. Ohio State is built like an SEC team. Michigan won partly by cheating, they seem to have regressed to their mean since then. Indiana? Great story, remains to be seen if it’s repeatable or sustainable. Oregon isn’t really a b10 team, but Lanning has built them like an SEC team. Maybe they break through at some point.

    Saw a post on Twitter I liked, basically that national media has 2 CFB narratives: the SEC is great, or the SEC is overrated. But there are no narratives that fail to mention the SEC.

    Until UGA wins again, we have to hear from the skeptics. If we win again, we can look forward to the skeptics scoff that we were lucky, and likely won’t ever win another.

    FTMF.

    • What I don’t get is the whining part. Who was whining? Whining about a team having an offensive line of guys who are 25 years old? Sign stealing and cheating your way to a Natty? Buying a championship? That’s not whining, that’s simply stating facts. If applying logic and fact finding to an inexplicable national championship after years of being irrelevant is whining, then consider me a cry baby.

      He’s a smug blowhard who just took the Alabama model of roster building and made it a public shopping event. Fuck him.

      • I respect the venom here.

        After years of SEC dominance and 5 different SEC teams winning NCs, I guess it isn’t shocking the raggedly ass b10 people will brag. And the rest of the non SEC world will pile on. A lot of the national media people are b10 grads, but they all understand the power of hate clicks.

        Let’s face it: if the SEC wins, they all hate us and won’t give us our due. If the SEC doesn’t win, they’ll all rush to bury us. Same as with UGA: they didn’t want to give us credit on the way up, they dismissed us as a fluke when we won, then dismissed us as history when we didn’t win the NC. Kirby has always noted winning championships is hard. Injuries, fluke plays, mistakes can all doom you.

        The good news is Kirby doesn’t seem to be complacent. We have a boatload of experience, talent, and pretty good depth. If we can stay healthy, I like our chances. FTMF.

  4. Also. Danny Kannell dick riding the b10 is as pathetic as it is predictable. I don’t understand people who say stupid shit just to inflame others. Either they know it’s stupid, and say it because they’re attention whores, or they don’t know it’s stupid and say it because they think it’s really smart. Not sure which is worse, but it’s a weird approach.

  5. Glad talking season is coming to an end. Let’s play ball and see who’s the best.

  6. IU has a four game stretch where I think they will go 0-4.
    @ Rutgers
    @ Huskerz
    OhioSt
    Mich
    And could drop two of their last four.
    Cig, we barely knew thee.

  7. Larry Nasser, Jerry Sandusky, Robert Strauss and Robert Anderson all taught to me that the Big Ten is the best… as in the best possible place to launch a career into sexual deviancy and predation.

    And of course for decades this guy’s school’s leading sport’s ambassador was the poster child for self-discipline, maturity and self-control.

  8. Damn near impossible to do, but this Dan Akroyd-looking MF is going to have me pulling for Ohio State to slap them around.

    • Can’t agree with you. I truly despise Ohio State. I don’t hate Indiana yet, but I’m getting there.

    • Strong Callahan Auto Parts vibes. Credit to Cig for the NC. Let’s see if his plan is repeatable, or sustainable. Lots of moving parts to replace. Seems like every year with UGA, there’s clear skepticism whether our holes or issues can be fixed. Cig seems to be getting the “he’s discovered the secret sauce, they’ll never lose again. All their issues will resolve in their favor!” treatment.

      Guess we will see. But he might be a one hit wonder. If the b10 is so tough, maybe that catches up with him fast.

  9. Man, can this guy ruin a good story and a good time or what?
    And they STILL talk funny, damn yankee.

  10. what a douche, thinks he is 2nd coming of spurrier and saban

  11. I do credit him for having and executing a plan to perfection. I also fairly credit him for being a self serving asshat. With that schedule and his spending budget his CFP spot should be a mortal lock.

    I do look forward to the day other coaches deliver the paybacks. It’s definitely coming with today’s system nobody can stack talent like pre NIL. Everything went his way that won’t always happen.

  14. Cignetti is a first class tool, no doubt. I went from pulling for IU to hoping they get it handed to them this season all because of his arrogance & well oiled mouth. That being said, he’s a solid coach and the Big?? is currently kicking our ass in the only games we play them. The SEC is going to have to step it up in the Bowls & playoffs or the narrative just continues. Of course if the SEC dominates like in previous seasons there will be no talk about it as per usual. I only care that the Dawgs don’t show up & sh&t the bed again in the postseason. The last two years put a real damper on otherwise great SEC Championship seasons for me.

  15. It might not be Georgia, we have to play to the Standard, to get the opportunity to meet them but I think of a different sport (although some may disagree it’s a sport), the UFC, when Dan Henderson finished Michael Bisping with a super late elbow. It’s how you handle it and that might be in that chick’s future, and I SO WANT TO MISSPELL the name Curt, when our RBs are buying chicken wings for our big uglies in the 4th Quarter. A lot of y’all are from Erk’s Old School and that’s what I appreciate about this community, so keep the public jibber jabber up Mister Hoosier Man – we know what’s quietly said behind the scenes by the guys who get low behind their pads and pay for a lady’s groceries when shown a kindness. Point at the scoreboard and laugh, gentlemen!
    #GoDawgs

  16. if he is such a Saban disciple, for all of saban’s faults, I don’t remember him doing this kind of trash talking, his teams did the talking on the field.
    i hate this yankee even more for making me say something nice about darth saban.
    classless.

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