Clean Old-Fashioned…Wait?

What in the absolute hell is this?

I’m speechless. I’ve got nothing. Let’s take one of the most hated rivalries in college football and add a corporate title to it, complete with “QQQ”?

At Tech, they just did that. Stupid nerds.

24 thoughts on “Clean Old-Fashioned…Wait?

  1. I’m sure some Techie decided that if they can rename the game, it might erase their history of failure and they’ll have a chance.

    • But just wait, we’ll buy up all the tix and bankroll their attempt at relevancy. IT”S A TRAP!!!! I might not even watch the game now.

  2. “Grid Iron Classic” what the actual fuk? Man. I hate those idiotic fuckers. It is by all definitions now and forever will remain, “Clean old-Fashioned Hate.”

  3. Things will only go from bad to worse. I’m all for players getting paid. They deserve the money. But like so much of what used to be college football, the complete lack of any semblance of a plan has predictably resulted in a cluster**ck. I quit watching the NFL years ago because money, corporate influence and ridiculous rule revisions changed the game so radically. I’m starting to lose interest in the college game as well. That sucks.

  4. this is what happens when you have a marketing firm in manhattan thinking that they have to gin up interest for a football contest because one of their private equity clients bought the rights to this football contest… there only exposure to college football is the massive crowds at Columbia vs Princeton.
    these f-ing people.

  5. To paraphrase Gov. Zell Miller: I didn’t leave college football. College football left me.

  6. Makes me wonder if they consider themselves as not having a good season and this will be their bowl game.

  7. As a former Invesco vendor they are an extremely image conscious company. Common sense is not their best strength. As much as I hate tech I doubt this is on them. During the Olympics I was asked to submit our helicopter plan to service their needs IF requested.

  8. If you’d like to gag even more, thanks to AMB Sports and Entertainment (Hawks, Falcons, United), the 2026 World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party will get the moniker, too.

    This press release should come with a barf bag.
    mercedesbenzstadium.com/news/the-invesco-qqq-atlanta-gridiron-classic

    • Kinda like renaming the Atlanta Motor Speedway, Echopark Speedway. Shit’s out of control.

  9. Probably just the start of corporate sponsorship expanding into our brave new world. I won’t be surprised if companies or NFL owner wannabes start buying equity in teams. I just hope the uniforms don’t end up looking like NASCAR fire suits! I hope we don’t change the G to Google!

  10. Guess this confirms why our allotment did not increase (and likely went down)….
    And obligatory PSA – remember, you cannot invest directly into an index!

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