All I Want for Christmas is…a Dawgs Wish List

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Saw this on the Twix today.

If you could write a letter to Santa Claus, what would be on your ‘Dawg wish list? I’ll start:

For Gunner Stockton’s moment to be the start of Stetson Bennett 2.0.

Have at it in the comments, scamps.

18 thoughts on “All I Want for Christmas is…a Dawgs Wish List”

  1. A new offensive coordinator, preferably an NFL guy who has been putting up big numbers in the league, and can land us 5 star talent at QB.

  2. Mine is similar and for the Dogs to eliminate Notre Dame, Penn State, and Ohio State to win it all. Avenging the Penn State loss I attended as a kid in the 1983 Sugar Bowl and being the reason Black Beard loses another big game would be delicious icing on top of a story book post season run that started against Texas Saturday.

    If that doesn’t come true I will be pulling for Dan Lanning to win it all.

    • Personally, I don’t want Lanning to be the next coach at Alabama. So selfishly I will NOT be pulling for Lanning.

  3. For our fan base to support our team and coaches and stop the constant criticism.

    • What a dream you have. I have said this before and I will repeat. Our Dawgs could go 16 – 0 and beat every team by 3 touchdowns or more, and there would still be whiners that we didn’t get the style points we should have. Just human nature.

  5. My wish. Win it all this season no matter how. Also, some nice Georgia stuff for the new man cave.

  6. Since we’re asking another natty would be nice. Style points not required just win.

  7. For the running back room to produce 100 yard runners through the playoffs.
    For wide receivers to have sticky fingers like Lester Hayes or Jerry Rice.
    For No Georgia fans to sell their tickets to TX fans.

  8. Since these are things for Christmas morning (not after):
    1) A good game plan to take advantage of Gunner’s strengths against whomever we play on New Year’s night
    2) A commitment from a WR transfer prospect
    3) No surgery for Carson Beck whether he plays for us again or not. At a minimum, I hope he gets to take a snap at the end of a winning national title game to close out his career.

    • 4) Oh yeah, no knucklehead stuff between now and when the team shows up in New Orleans that has players suspended
      5) No game limiting injuries in playoff/bowl prep

  9. For Georgia to win the National Championship by defeating Notre Dame, Penn St. and Texas (for the third time this season).

    Won’t happen because Texas is soft and won’t make it past the quarterfinals.

  11. I want to beat Indiana, Penn State, and Oregon — beat the living shit out of the B1G so their incredibly annoying and judgmental fans can suck a big one and suffer a long, cold, lonely, sad winter in the Rust Belt (well, coast to coast as their goofy ass ads show).

  12. I’d like to see Texas beat Clemson and Arizona State convincingly. Neither of them belong. Tennessee beat Ohio State but lose to Oregon. Penn State beat SMU and Boise St. Neither of them belong either. Notre Dame obliterate Indiana. They don’t belong. Georgia beats Notre Dame, preferably convincingly. Then Georgia beats Penn State to face either Oregon or Texas. Ideally, Oregon smokes Texas and it’s a contest between Kirby and Dan, much like our encounters between Kirby and Saban. Only this time Kirby is the master and Lanning is the pupil. Stockon gives a performance for the ages cementing his legacy in Bulldawg history in only his third start.

  13. With apologies to Steve Martin:

    If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

    If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

    You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

    And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be for the Dawgs to win yet another National Championship.

    Wait a minute, maybe that Championship thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. Who am I kidding!?! I mean, they’re not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It’s more trouble than it’s worth!

    So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the Natty – we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids.

    Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish!

    And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony.

    Merry Christmas, everybody.

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