A Seminole and a Longhorn Walk Into a Bar

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Interesting how history tries to repeat itself. Good thing for Florida State fans, Texas has a few more opportunities to get knocked out, anyway, so some of this anger might be tempered by the time all is said and done.

Speaking of fake juice, Seminole fans, the greatest QB since Tim Tebow will be paying you a visit this weekend. Have fun with that. In make-believe world, the Gators would be undefeated if it weren’t for the transgressions beyond their control. They would’ve beaten Georgia had Lagway not been injured by the earth, never mind he wouldn’t have been there anyway if Mertz were healthy.

Who knew Gators and Seminoles were so alike?

15 thoughts on “A Seminole and a Longhorn Walk Into a Bar

  1. I hope Ewers is okay and can keep playing. In general, I hate seeing any if these guys get injured.

    But I also don’t want to give those TU asshats any reason to whine all off-season if he is sidelined, they lose to aTm, and are left out of the playoffs. We had to listen to the Criminoles last year. That being said, it would be interesting to see how many lawsuits the oil barons in Texas file against the CFP if that were to happen. They’d try to burn the whole damn thing down. Could be entertaining.

    • My wife is a Longhorn so we were watching the game. Much like me and Beck in our game, she was yelling at Sarkisian to take him out much earlier. It wasn’t like Kentucky was any threat to score (though that freshman that replaced Vandagriff may never come back out).

      In Texas’ case, there was zero reason to have Ewers in there when they have Manning ready to go.

      • “My wife is a Longhorn so we were watching the game.”

        Hey now, I am sure some redeeming qualities. 😉

        • sure she has some redeeming qualities. If I could type as fast I think I’d be dangerous.🥹

  2. Pardon me trying to rob the fun here, but IIRC correctly Jordan Travis’s injury was obviously serious. For Ewers, could the MRI indicate ‘take two ibuprofen’ and rest until warmups on Saturday?

  3. Holy shit this is great! lol. Nice work. I lost it when I read “injured by the earth.”

  4. The SEC hate is out of control after this weekend. These B10 asshats and thier fellow weak-conference siblings basically want to play an SEC-free playoff so they can cakewalk to an easy title. And if those quitters at FSU had focused more on on-field results rather that social media burns and dumb lawsuits, they may not be the biggest joke in college football. Go Gators this weeked. Yeah, I said it.

    • Oh, Florida will win by 10 at least. Sun Belt Billy has them playing hard, and Lagway is pretty good.

    • FSU is overall a pretty overrated college football program. Bowden choked against Miami at least 5-6 times in the 80s and 90s costing them a chance to win in all. Then in 98 they lost to Tennessee, lost again in 00 to Oklahoma when they should have not gotten in over Miami in the same manner by which they got in over Notre Dame in 93. Jimbo’s crowning moment was only achievable due to Saban attempting a 50+ yard kick. So when they cried and quit last year it was to me more or less par for the course and it’ll be 4-5 years before they are a 10-2 team again doing some kind of Big East+ independent schedule.

    • I live 30 miles away from the Joke at Doak. I live amongst these fsu ass hats 365 days a year. I always say my favorite team is GEORGIA and whichever team is playing fsu. Go DAWGS and F a nole.

      • Got just a little advice for those texass malcontents, on this earth or any other, do not and I repeat do not (with first world knowledge) attempt to participate vs UGA football without a registered QB1…just ask free shoes 2023….GO DAWGS!!

  5. I don’t see Texas dropping to their 3rd string QB and 3/4th of the team leaving. Further the 2nd stringer is supposed to be the next greatest NFL QB or so I keep hearing.

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