Seriously.
Funny, if I was going to enlarge my crotch area, I would’ve thought ski jumping would’ve been the natural way to go about it. Turns out, you have to do it in advance to gain the advantage.
Of course, it was all about length.
The more you know. And wished you probably didn’t.
Let the games begin, amirite?
This makes me wonder if there’s a person in the starting gate watching the jumpers to make sure they don’t rub up a woodie before they launch. Or, do the jumpers try to think about that one special night to produce one? Or, have they been dosing Viagra ahead of time? Lots of possibilities here.
Of course you realize that once they head down the ramp, those cold temperatures have a tendency to cause shrinkage.
Those kings could become queens!!
Maybe they’ll develop a suit with a heated crotch to counteract the shrinkage from the cold.
Pole vaulting?
I say have three olympics
1 for handicapped
1 for clean athletes
1 for steriods and anything goes
This gives a whole new meaning to the term “needle dick.”
I watched PTFO a few weeks ago where he and his guest talked in depth about this subject.
The Norwegians are more upset about this than the royal family and Epstein.
Ski jumping is literally part sport, part c**k measuring contest.
https://youtu.be/vtMvvGpHzBw?si=ZkpU6qPFmuKBhQEN
Smart money is on the Jamaicans.
Ahhh. A play on the old “tube socks in the pants” trick. Or as one of my female friends said: “It was a fucking bait and switch.”
Pun intended