Thursday Thought Provoker: Your Dream Foursome

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Okay, take your mind out of the gutter. If your inner middle schooler chuckled at that, good for you, you’re still alive and have a soul. Today I’m referring more to the links kind of foursome:

A two parter here:

  1. If you could play a round with four Bulldawgs, who would they be and why?
  2. If you could play a round with any four people in history, same question.

Mine’s easy for the Dawgs: Erk, Munson, Loran, and Kirby. I think there’d be a hell of a good time listening to those four just talk.

All time: Hunter S. Thompson, Bill Hicks, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ernest Hemingway. Something tells me we wouldn’t make it past the first hole without something getting blown up. Hell, probably wouldn’t make it out of the clubhouse.

How about you?

34 thoughts on “Thursday Thought Provoker: Your Dream Foursome”

  1. Georgia:

    Vince, Erk & Larry. For me, they are THE icons and each are unique and interesting in completely different ways.

    Golf related:

    Tiger, Jack & Hogan if I wanted to learn something about golf.

    Or golf for fun:

    Feherty, Trevino & what would be the point in having a 4th?

    Historical/famous:

    Churchill, Jackie Gleason & Rodney Dangerfield

  2. Kirby, Munson, Erk, SBIV…or 3 of Herschel’s personalities.

    History would be a Mayan, Egyptian, and Greek ruler to explain how their great civilizations worked with aliens 👽 plus the caveman who first domesticated a wolf to create dogs.

    Golfers would be Couples, Nicklaus, Jones and Hogan at Augusta. Freddy for his swing tips vs Tiger whose swing I could never copy.

  3. Oops…guess we’ll have to ask the pro shop to allow a fivesome.

  4. I do t play golf because I would much rather spend a nice spring day in the woods hunting turkeys or somewhere fishing. So mine is one be sharing a boat fishing.

    As far as the Dawgs go, Kirby, The Pitt Boss, Erik, and Bill Stanfill. That would be a fun day on the water.

    All time, Hank Williams Jr, Dickie Bettes, Ronnie Van Zant, and Charlie Daniels just to keep things some what sane.

    • Glad I wasn’t drinking anything. Erik is that guy over at that SB nation gump site that the Senator gave hell to. Loved Bluto’s mockery of him.

  6. Erk, Jake Scott, Kirby, Goldberg

    Jesus, my dad, and both my grandads

  7. So, for my Dawg foursome, that’s tough. So many options. How about Larry, Dan Magill, and Kirby to span the decades?

    For my golf foursome, Walter Hagen, Jack Nicklaus, and Phil Mickelson for the stories. I started to pick Bobby Jones, the greatest to ever play the game, but he was too much of a gentleman to tell the true stories of what went on.

    All time? Churchill would be a good one. Mark Twain. Bobby Jones to keep the group moving.

  9. Dawgs
    Vince, Erk, Wally Butts, Grizzard

    Fishing – boat can fit five
    Jesus, St Peter, Pope John Paul 2, Grizzard

    Historical
    Lee/Grant, Patton/Rommel, Washington/King George 3, Grizzard

    Grizzard would write a hell of a column on those three get togethers

  10. For the laughs, Charles Barkley, John Daly, Grizzard, Jackie Gleason

  11. Bulldog foursome, Erk, and Dan McGill would be great chatter, throw in Scott Woerner to needle Erk for a good time, then add Kirby to get the competitive juices flowing.

    Other foursome Jimmy Buffet, Lewis Grizzard, my Dad and me take a eternal break at the turn and just listen and laugh.

  13. I quit golf when I quit drinking. But if I had to choose it would be Kirby, Erk and Jake Scott. There may not be a course that could contain those personalities but it would be REALLY entertaining.

    My historical foursome would be Dusty Rhodes, Dale Earnhardt and Kenny Stabler. Pretty sure multiple carts would end up in a lake but the stories would be legendary.

  15. Bobby Jones, Bill Murray, Michael Jordan, Alice Cooper…..

  16. Dawgs: Kirby, Senator Blutarsky and RangerRuss – the first two just to thank them for what they do (and did), and RR so he can call us all kinds of expletive names for playing something as stupid and futile as golf.

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