Don’t Call a Mule a Stalion

Rather, call a Stalion an ass.

There’s a lathered sorrel stallion running through the Joshua trees and a young man in the saddle with his coat tails in the breeze. He’s got a six gun on his right hip and a rifle at his knees and he’s dealing in a game that he can’t win.

Charlie Daniels

Mr. Stalion lets loose some trade secrets. First, apparently, everyone cheats. Shocker.

And some folks were aware that everyone was doing it, but they were either too stupid or too arrogant to think they needed to change things up to avoid it.

And don’t think it was confined to just the most upright and righteous of the B1G, apparently it was happening in the south somewhere, too:

I thought he might’ve been talking about FSU, but they would’ve been better off pumping self-help audio books into their quarterback’s helmet.

Kind of sort of confirms that Stalions might’ve had a hand in Beamer’s biggest signature win with the upset against Tennessee and Clemson in 2022, huh? Lest we forget that Carolina lost to a 6-4 Florida by 30 points, then turned around and beat Tennessee by 25 a week later.

10 thoughts on “Don’t Call a Mule a Stalion

    • Not any of my bluetooth devices, especially in a stadium full of competing signals.

      • How much stock do you put in the words of a cheater? Is he telling the truth or is he covering his ass? Or is that just the way we play ball nowadays?

  1. St. Dabo cheat? Or young Beamer? I’d accuse Saban first because the headset today is only about efficiency in play calling. To be an advantage you need to be able to find a real edge which is last second adjustments at the LOS. Way too distracting and QB unlikely to hear without a sophisticated system of technology and single word commands. You’d have to spend a lot of time in practice to get it to work, and with transfers you’d be at risk of kids exposing it to someone on the outside. A rogue assistant in the booth working in secret with the qb and equipment manager is bs. That said…it could be true that someone was trying it.

  2. Michigan Man is trotting out the “everybody does it” defense again in preparation for the NCAA penalties coming down the line. It is probably impossible in the modern NCCA enforcement climate, but I hope UM and this lying POS get hammered.

  3. I don’t really have a problem with Stallions. The only thing he was possibly doing against the rules was the part about sending people to record signals at other games. If that is true then yes that was cheating.

    Everything else is allowed and done by just about every team. His biggest crime is developing a system that was better than everyone else’s.

    • I tend to agree. I just don’t know how somebody so well versed in acquiring intelligence would show so little of same when it came to concealing their dirty little game. Weird.

      • I would agree with your idea if I didn’t think he likes the attention. “Look at what I know… Look at what I did…” He’s a stinking attention wh0re.

  4. Do you really think that his CHEATER would tell the truth about anything?
    Even if he wanted to tell the truth, I bet he knows nothing about SEC
    football.
    Waste of time even thing about this loser, along with his loser Coach, who should have been given a lifetime ban from CFB.

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