Hey Siri, what’s the opposite of clutch?

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Schadenfreude on The Plains, courtesy of Seth Emerson of The Athletic ($$):

In the past four games, Auburn has had 10 drives in the fourth quarter or overtime with the chance to tie or take the lead, and after a touchdown on the first such drive at Oklahoma, the rest have totaled 35 yards on 24 plays, with zero scores.

That is staggering. Think he’s gonna need another Staph infection to save his ass. Guess all that off-season golf didn’t really pay off. 🧐

20 thoughts on “Hey Siri, what’s the opposite of clutch?”

  2. Pearl and Sleeze both to be gone. Is Auburn trying to appeal to the parole board? Nah.

    • I can’t believe they hired both Pearl and Freeze with all that baggage. Oh wait, I can. It’s Auburn. FTCMF (fuck those cheating motherfuckers)

    • I was thinking they have probably already flown to Fayetteville and are secretly negotiating with Petrino (again)!

  3. That game should have been over in regulation.

    How they picked up that unsportsmanlike penalty flag, I’ll never know.

    Enforce that and its a chip shot fg for Mizzou to win without OT.

    But watching Auburn lose twice in the same night was nice.

  4. I will bet Freeze will assign a GA to identify a player to blame for each driver’s failure to score

  5. I was pulling for Auburn after getting back from the Ole Miss game. I want them to keep Freeze there for as long as possible. I love seeing his chinless whore mongering face quiver, jiggle and jostle.
    The fact that they paid Jackson Arnold to be a QB is incredible.

  6. My Auburn buddy sent me a video of Buck Belue ragging on Auburn fans for their team letting one close call completely buckle them in our game. It was pretty enjoyable (and true). That Auburn team is a reflection of their Charmin-soft coach, with his “chinless whore mongering face” quivering, jiggling and jostling. (h/t to siskey)

    • Hear me now and listen to me later, given the barner history the last 10 years of football hc hiring, who in their left, right or no mind would want to go there, I git the $$$$$$ involved, you don’t need to hire Mr. Dick Tracey to investigate barner back ground/history…understanding, if you want to git paid, $ec is the place to go…the one guy who can scare you and will get paid this year is the hc at anchor down, could be successful landing at the right spot, hell, nc wishes they had offered him vs Mr. Belichick and hardbody gurl…#AUBURN SUCKS!!

  10. He beat aubrun out of $21,500,000.00, before NIL.
    (I like typing all the zeros ’cause auburn sucks.)

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